The Christmas Story
A long time ago there was a woman named Mary, who was engaged to the carpenter, Joseph. One day Mary was visited by an angel named Gabriel. Gabriel told Mary that she would have a boy. God's son. And that she was to name him Jesus. When King Harod said that all the families needed to return to their homes to pay taxes, Joseph took Mary to Bethlehem on a donkey. When Joseph and Mary reached Bethlehem all the inns were full. Eventually an innkeeper told them he had a stable they could sleep in. After Jesus was born angels appeared at the field and told the shepherds to rejoice for their king was born. The shepherds then went to the stable followed by three wise men who actually took three years to get there.
There's your Christmas story. Be happy. That took half an hour to type.
There's your Christmas story. Be happy. That took half an hour to type.